Fondling my stuffed Ocelot

A major earthquake has devastated most of the California coastline. The beaches have become battlefields and the waves have become a war zone. The self proclaimed “Fuhrer of the New Beach” has seized control of the beaches.

After being inundated with the one two punch of the liberal dribble down of dumb and the republican followup last night, the batteries today are full of the hate.

A winner from the cavalcade of GOP stupid, Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning clutching desperately at some kind of New Age crystal waving cred by claiming to know when Ruth Bader Ginsburg will die – the Supreme Court Justice just recently (as previously reported) came back to work. Note to those brain damaged that might be considering voting for him in 2010 – Malcolm McLaren strives to have this kind of credibility, okay?

Joe Biden claims the Tubes that make up the Internet soon to be replaced with Numbers; JJ Abrams could not be reached for comment.

Bernanke says Hey don’t worry about inflation and then fails to explain how or why. (Magic? Is he going to levitate the Pentagon while he’s at it?)

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said on Wednesday that he had an exit strategy from the U.S. central bank’s recent massive monetary expansion that will keep inflation under control as the economy recovers. As he had on Tuesday, Bernanke also told lawmakers he saw no need for the United States to nationalize banks, and he lifted Wall Street shares after he assured there was no plan for the government take over Citigroup.

Yes Chairman. It’s all true. God’s an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Washtington is where the monsters live. And apparently, the Federal Reserve is where the good drugs are.

Why aren’t more US Banks actually Failing as opposed to just making exaggerated flailing motions and adjusting their ties? FIRREA

Estimated cost of the Federal government for fiscal year 2009? 410 billion – continuing the BushCo era of big government.

Everyone else is wrong – right everyone? 😉 A lovely piece from
Wired Alt Text.

General Dissatisfaction index for the whole of planet earth today? High. The Bonobos definitely have the right idea. Fnord.


~ by Auntie Ranty on February 25, 2009.

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