Happy arbitrary time period

Hilary Faye: I told you! How great is Jesus?
Cassandra: Yeah, about that…I’ve decided to devote my life to Satan, instead. But thanks!

Saved! is a great movie. No reason, just felt the need to share the love. Call it unpaid product placement.

Bush, Olmert have no timetable for Gaza crisis end – why would he care? Them there Ay-Rabs aren’t people you know……
Meanwhile, President Elect Obama remains silent on the matter. Typical.
Also typical? Israel rejects Gaza truce call, mobilizes troops.

People shoot up a Dallas head shop – baffling. Guessing it was a robbery.
Also from Faux news –
Woman Dies After 16-Story Fall From Hotel Balcony
– just think someone was PAID to write that headline. Mouth breathing fuckos…… (I should think that had the woman fell and lived, THAT would have been a dynamite headline. No, instead we get “Hey, Gravity Works.” Thanks guys.) Also in the blatantly obvious department: Study finds Virginity Pledges don’t work
Seriously, anyone surprised needs to just stop reading this blog right now and use the Eve of 2009 to take up, I dunno, a coke habit or something. Something Darwinian like that…..

This always makes me sad – Lawsuit seeks to take ‘so help me God’ out of the inauguration. To my fellow non-believers :: You’re doing it wrong.

Ukrainean – Russian gas talks fail. Oops. I guess central asia just isn’t tense enough right now. Let’s up the tension, neh?

Media conglomerates retain ability for greedy amounts of stupid or would that be stupid amounts of greedy?

Users baffled as Zune MP3 players all mysteriously lock up. It wasn’t me I swear.

And finally, further proof in the obvious superiority of straight monogamous committed marriage And Funny!


~ by Auntie Ranty on December 31, 2008.

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